Who is the Whimsical Circumlocutor?

The Whimsical Circumlocutor is an 18 year old female named Shuchita Goel who has absolutely nothing to do at home because a social life is something she has not as yet been acquainted with. She has varied interests in life from reading and writing to blankly sharpening pencils and talking about herself in the third person.

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Some people wondered about these varied interests of hers, so she has deigned to remove her Iron Man suit to write them down.

1. She’s a foodie. You give her anything and she’ll chow it down. (Oh she’s vegetarian, so “anything” is pretty limited).

2. She’s in love with superhero movies and doesn’t really care whether they’re Marvel or DC (Go Iron Man).

3. She loves rock music (mostly classic and alternative), metal and violin solos. Favourite bands? Dream Theater, Switchfoot, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Judas priest, The Sex Pistols, The Black Keys, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith (<3), Radiohead, System of a Down (another heart) etc etc, in no particular order.

4. She wants to learn how to fly but fears that jumping off the penthouse floor of her building might not be the best first lesson.

5. ย She loves watching shows on her laptop as the television is too mainstream. Favourite shows include GAME OF THRONES, Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, Breaking Bad, That 70s Show, The Big Bang Theory, House and lots of other BBC sketches that include Hugh Laurie.

6. One of her favourite ways to kill time is read books nobody cares about. This list is immensely, colossally, tremendously, fantastically wide. It includes Classics like War and Peace, Les Miserables and other Victor Hugo works, Don Quixote, all of Jane Austen’s works, all the Bronte sisters’ works and so much Charles Dickens. She’s also interested in British colonial literature pertaining to India, of which her favourite one is Confessions of a Thug. Then, of course, all the literature pertaining to the Indian Freedom movement intrigues her, seeing as how much work people had to do (I can’t, too lazy) to gain their freedom. She HATES, LOATHES, DESPISES Chetan Bhagat for bringing down the standards of writing in this country. Loves Salman Rushdie.

6. She loves you.

7. Bazinga!

8. Okay no, that might not be the best way to attract readers.

9. A good way to attract readers is to shamelessly promote myself. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! Shuchita_goel

10. If you’re giving flying lessons, call her.

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17 thoughts on “Who is the Whimsical Circumlocutor?

    • To quote Machiavelli, “There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.”

      Not exactly what I wanted to say but well, quoting is a much harder task than paraphrasing. Anyway, I’m glad you liked it. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. Great To know about you…and I guess Big Bang Theory is pretty Big so How far have you reached studying it..
    Nways nice to meet you Happy Blogging..and Keep the Smile on your Face.. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. Shuchita Goel, I have nominated you, thatโ€™s right, you, for the 5 in One Award. We need whimsical for entertainment and enchantment and your fresh approach is inspiring and delightful. Congratulations. Follow this link to check out this Award. http://wp.me/3ia4v Namaste, Oliana Whispering Insights.

  5. Shuchita! Couldn’t help myself. I nominated you for a Liebster Award! ๐Ÿ™‚ You can come check it out on my blog, but it’s your turn to pay it forward, so start thinking of who you want to nominate. For your acceptance post, I need you to answer these 10 questions and nominate some of your fave blogs who have fewer than 200 followers. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. What is your favourite holiday and why?
    2. Dog person or cat person?
    3. If you were stranded on a desert island, and a genie popped a record player and electricity onto the island for you so you could use said record player and then offered to give you only 3 albums. Which three albums would you wish for?
    4. Toilet paper: over the top or from the bottom?
    5. If you could have a super power what would it be?
    6. What is 4 x 4?
    7. Have you ever had a dream come true and what was it?
    8. Optimist or pessimist?
    9. What is your favourite curse word?
    10. Xbox or Kickbox?

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